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your so poor McDonalds has to donate food and money to your family
your so ugly you scared ronald mcdonald
....And I told him, "I'd rather be a nun!"
North Korea: Where the weather is foggy and musical talent gets you a job as a motivational soldier.
Do what you love, they said. Major in English, they said.
The queen, before she stripped down naked and gambled London away in the stock market.
I'd finally hit puberty.
The people the porn star fucks are usually happy when it's over.
Coming from the next booth while I was peeing.
"What is this sorcery?! Get away from me!"
"This is for my tooth, motherfucka!"
"Friends, Romans and y'all niggas out there..."
Both of them can spell "common" correctly.
When you can see through them better than you can through your glasses.
The other muffin says,"No shit, what did you think 'getting baked' meant?"
He's just that good.
What makes a pope shriek?